Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Birth review



I saw the movie Birth recently and here's what I think.
C+
The movie is incredibly slow moving, even the intro will have a question naggin at you. For me it was...aren't there supposed to be some credits to accompany this long scene...It's not funny, it's not scary, it's not violent, hell there is not even any nudity unless you count Danny Huston's butt. Whoever directed this movie liked close ups. There is this one close up on Nichole Kidman's face that has to have been about 3 minutes long. The best thing this movie offers is awkward moments and questions on your brain which sooner or later will get answered for the most part. (And potential MST3K adlib ops for your pleasure)
Overall
  • + Acting
  • - Movie's Pace
  • - Cameron Bright's weird face
  • + Cameron Bright's cool voice
  • +Weird suspense
  • -potential pedophilia
  • +Reincarnation
  • +Nicole Kidman in a tub
  • Nicole Kidman in a tub with Cameron Bright wtf?
There you have it

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHHH! I hated that movie! LOL. I think the best movie ever is boondock saints!!! i love it you should check it out! oh btw you probably wont ever find any smiling pictures of me so sorry i think u know who i am

7:54 PM  

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