Saturday, February 25, 2006

This One Goes Out To All The Ladies

Alright ladies this one is for you. Alot of people ask me,
you got a girlfriend?
My answer no.
Have you ever had one?
Again no
Do you want one?
not really
Are you gay?
No
So why dont I want one, well I have three answers.
1. Girls are crazy, anyone I've known in a relationship has drivin to the point where they ask themselves and others questions only their girlfriend would know. Like "What does it matter?" or "Why?!" just to prove that we still dont understand what goes on inside a girls mentality. And I also say this cuz I have talked with girls and yes, they are crazy. There is so much that can go on revolving around one guy, while that one guy is unaware. You'd think they were getting a grade on it or something.
2. I dont have any of the things I want before I try and land a girlfriend which would be a job, my own money, and a car. 2 outa 3 would be good enough but thats not the case. And I refuse to use my Moms money to buy my girlfriend things and take her places on the bus.
3.(and probably the most important one) Girls dont like me. And why should they? I have nothing remotly appealing about me. Im ugly as sin, my voice sounds retarded, and my face looks like armageddon hit it but thats just the beginning. But as you may not know, if a girl likes some guy that some guy would probably have a better chance of getting with said girl. And girls are so damn confusing and catty that you'd have to major in rocket science to know if they are attracted to you or not. But thats not enough, you also have to pass her test and maybe her friends test because girls like to test like math teachers.
And this isnt a reason but its always in the back of my mind. Love is war. There are casualties and battle scars. The thought of putting my heart in someone else's hand and theirs in mine is a scary thought becauase anything that takes place after that can affect just how tightly they squeeze, and vis versa. Which goes aginst my emotional wall that I have learned to develop around my peers to prevent JUST that from happening.
But girls are crazy and I still love them, so who knows whats gonna happen...

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Quote Of The Day

Bitches Aint Shit

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Look at it...it's sleeping

The reason I haven't been posting is pretty lame so I'll tell you anyway...I didn't have batteries for my camera...ya. Anyway, whats goin on now? Let's see, my camera is screwed for one.As you can see, some melting occured between the battery and the camera. The battery is no good now and the camera is questionable. I would still try to use them but unfortunatly, the idea of electronic objects spontaniously combusting with the fire and brimstone in my EYE makes me a little uncomfortable. Battries for this cam run about 50+ dollars so it may be quite a while before I get a new one. So what of our HCK video? No clue.
In other news, Mother came through on her promise and I have in my possesion a shiny new Fender Electric Guitar. Now Im not good at playing but I'm learning and thats the important part. Now the one and only problem I am having is that I dont have an amp. Amps run about as much as guitars and guitars arnt exactly cheap.
Now Ryan has a amp that he is not using. I asked maybe last week if I could borrow it and he said yes...I still do not have the amp. But anyway I still enjoy playing it without it, its still good.
Skateboarding news
I got one of my bushings replaced which if you know anything about the anatomy of skateboards you'll know they have 4. These 4 are supposed to work in harmony. I got one replaced with one that is completly opposite from the other 3. Its hard. Now my nose trucks are loose and my tail truck is tight which doesnt seem too bad except I have to relearn those durn tre-flips. But a good thing about today is I landed my first 50-50.
Yay.